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Aren't they the cutest things?
Now, these aren't real "Spanx." I mean, he has no fat rolls to hold in. I'm not joking about the fact that the kid needs fat donations to even get normal baby fat logs. I'm thinking of liposucking all mine out and implanting it in to him. It would be brilliant.
Anyway, these are physical therapy Spanx. You fit the little baby legs into the tight openings and the pants constrict his hips so that he can't frog-leg when he tries to crawl. A present from this therapist.
I'm just shocked that my one year old has Spanx and me, his lumpy mother, does not. How did this kid get stylish glasses, baby crocs, a shearling jacket when I have bupkis.
Bupkis.
My kid is more fashionable than I am. I'm learning to deal with it.
3 comments:
I've never heard of Spanx before, so it took me a while to work it out - obviously your one year old is much more fashionable than me too!
My bride's maids and I wore them in my wedding I didn't know they made them for babies.
My daughter has always been more stylish than me and now she insists I improve!
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